FPL Drinking Rules

Fantasy Premier League Drinking Game Rules

Fantasy Premier League drinking game rules

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Other players drink if…
Your player scores (3 fingers)
Your player assists (2 fingers)
Your player scores a hat-trick (whole drink)
Your captain scores a hat-trick (whole drink + 3 shots)
You get a clean sheet (defenders only, 2 fingers per clean sheet)
You drink if…
You have taken a points hit (2 fingers per -4)
Your player gets booked (2 fingers)
Your player gets sent off (whole drink)
Your player scores an own goal (3 fingers)
Your player misses a penalty (5 fingers)
Your player gets substituted (2 fingers)
Your captain gets substituted (4 fingers)
Your captain starts on the bench (5 fingers)
You say “I was going to put them in my team this/next week” after someone scores (2 fingers)
You moan that someone you transferred out has now scored points (2 fingers)
You say that someone who has already scored was going to be your captain (3 fingers)
Dele Alli scores and you’re the last person to wave (4 fingers)
Jason Puncheon scores and you’re the last person to dance like Alan Pardew (5 fingers)
EVERYONE drinks if…
Any 4.0 defender scores or assists (5 fingers)*
Any 4.5 midfielder or forward scores or assists (3 fingers)*
*From start of season prices
Any player scores an own goal (3 fingers, double punishment if it’s your own player)
Mike Dean awards a penalty (3 fingers)
McCauley scores (whole drink)

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Man “Disgusted” with ‘Casual’ FPL Players

An office worker — Ashley, 26 — has said that he is “disgusted” with what he described as “casual” players of the annual Fantasy Premier League game.

“I don’t understand how someone could pay £5 to enter our company’s mini-league and then come up with some of the players that these idiots have,” he said.

“We were able to tinker with our teams since the middle of July so there is absolutely no excuse for it.”

Despite sitting in 14th place out of 17, Ashley remains confident:

“Of the players that have done well so far, I think I picked every single one of them in my pre-season drafts. I was definitely just unlucky to have not selected a single one of them in my actual squad.

“The current leader in our league, Sandra, got her bloody husband to pick her team — I’m sure of it.

“When I got into work this morning, the first thing I mentioned to her was how impressive Harry Kane’s xG was against Newcastle and Chelsea…she looked completely clueless.

“The fact that Kane, my captain, hasn’t actually scored any goals so far this season is completely irrelevant.”

Although he’s been below average in both gameweeks, Ashley is confident that his ‘differentials’ will come good.

“I know that with the hard work I’ve been putting in with heatmap analysis, I will already be near the top of the league by the time the double gameweeks roll around.

“Sure, the DGWs haven’t been kind to me in the last two seasons, but that’s only because of the players and managers deciding to troll us — that’s out of our hands.

“I’ve managed to pick up a few superb, under-the-radar selections that have all proven their point-scoring prowess in recent editions of Football Manager.

“I’ve checked out who Sandra and her husband are following on their joint Twitter account — there’s not a Dinnery or a Crellin in sight…just celebrities and the OfficialFPL account. It’s disgusting.”

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